1. Supports secure borders, but writes macros for variable capture.
2. Rejects conspiracy theories of 9/11, but funded a social news website full of 9/11 conspiracy theories.
3. Will launch an ad blimp in two weeks, but remains cynical about submarine-style PR campaigns.
4. Says he doesn't organize his supporters on the internet, but provides a Q&A internet forum.
5. Opposes inflation, but supports accumulator generators.
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